— Britain according to Tacitus, a Roman historian, in his book Agricola circa 98 CE. In other words, that island has been gloomy for as long as we have writing with which to call it gloomy. (via historical-nonfiction)
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard
OH MY GO D SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT EVERYTHING IS ‘FOR THE PATRIARCHY BEAUTY STANDARD’ YOU WHINY FUCKS HAS IT EVER FUCKING OCCURRED TO YOU THAT SOME WOMEN WEAR HEELS COS THEY FUCKING WANT TO JESUS CHRIST