December 2011
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
that-jazz:
dream-crusher:
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yeahbaby-slimshadyscrazy:
pshhh
sadly, this is me
Christmas is over, Victoria. Time to lose the hat.
NO I SHANT ITS CHRISTMAS
THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT PROCESS VICTORIA
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
that-jazz:
yeahbaby-slimshadyscrazy:
pshhh
sadly, this is me
Christmas is over, Victoria. Time to lose the hat.
I think I should mention that I work in a...
that-jazz:
echofromabove:
that-jazz:
i-aint-even-sory:
that-jazz:
A FUCKING RESTAURANT WHO LEAVES UNDERWEAR THERE
Okay. Wellp. That’s so disturbing. Je suis très désolé.
Merci, mais je veux mourir.
Wait…someone left…underwear..WHERE?!? WHERE WE CHANGE?!??
IT WAS BY THE BOOTHS ON SIDE A
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The simple truth about Facebook
bestnatesmithever:
If you think Facebook is annoying, you have annoying friends. If you think Facebook is shallow, you have shallow friends. Whatever you think about Facebook, that is a direct reflection of your friends. OR…you are using Facebook wrong.
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Historical Nonfiction: Why I Don't Trust The News →
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“Light crosses space with the prodigious velocity of 6,000 leagues per second.”
– La Science Populaire, April 28, 1881 “A typographical error slipped into our last issue that it is important to correct: the speed of light is 76,000 leagues per hour — and not 6,000.”
– La Science Populaire,…
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“Help! The captcha picture used to verify new users isn’t very clear!”
– (via clientsfromhell)
that-jazz:
seblained:
that-jazz:
seblained:
victoria she’s a cunt but giving out her number is INCREDIBLY WRONG EHAT ARE HOU DIUBG
Bitches must pay
no you’re being legitimately awful and you need to fucking stop
Omg if you knew this chick
Here’s what you do: Go to Omegle and ask a question saying “horny f text mee :) [number]”
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More On the Anti-Vax Ad Running in Times Square,... →
jtotheizzoe:
First, read this. Then sign the petition.
Then, if tweet @DisneyChannelPR and tell them to pull this ad from their 5,000 square foot screen in Times Square, where millions of people will see it. Use the hashtag #ABCsSickNYE.
If you need irony to fuel your anger, Jenny McCarthy will be co-hosting ABC’s NYE coverage. Help prevent potentially millions of people from being fed...
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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“I have come to realise that staggering round a transatlantic liner in a dinner...”
– Mark Smith, a.k.a. the Man in Seat Sixty-One
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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Why Superheroes Don't Work
historical-nonfiction:
During the Great Depression, many people tried apple selling to avoid the shame of panhandling. In New York City alone, there were as many as 6,000 apple sellers. This was partially funded by an apple company selling its stock at extremely low prices to try to alleviate the depression. This didn’t work, the company went broke, and more people than before were jobless.
I...
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joshishollywood:
There are so many suspensions of disbelief that Glee keeps continually asking me to make and probably the worst one of all is that apparently none of these idiots require a microphone
That’s not how sound works jackasses
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My mom: Don't order a rum and coke. That's an old person drink.
Me: .........
